You Might Need A Brownie

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If the only wedding marked on your calendar is the royal wedding, you might need a brownie.

If your boss of 5 years called you the wrong name this week, you might need a brownie.

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If the last Saturday night you spent out was under a different president, you might need a brownie.

If your goal is to make it through a St. Patrick’s day parade sober, you might need a brownie.

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If you’re a warlock who just got fired from his multi-million dollar contract, you might need a brownie.

If you’re paler than a polar bear after the long cold winter, you might need a brownie.

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If it’s that time of month, you definitely need a brownie.

If you’ve only got one brownie left, you might need to make more.

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33 Responses to You Might Need A Brownie
  1. VeggieGirl
    March 16, 2011 | 9:08 am

    I’ll go with… if it’s a Wednesday, you need a brownie 😉

  2. Hannah
    March 16, 2011 | 9:11 am

    If you went to the first day of a new job today and then went to your parents’ place afterwards to sob and have a mild panic attack, you need a brownie.

    I need a brownie.

  3. elise
    March 16, 2011 | 9:13 am

    nothing like hearing about that time of the month from a male blogger. i love it. id like a brownie and its 6 am. ok?

  4. Stephanie
    March 16, 2011 | 9:16 am

    Matter of fact…I ate the last brownie for breakfast. 🙂

  5. Alexandra
    March 16, 2011 | 10:02 am

    Paler than a polar bear…I’m identifying with this one. Thankfully, it’s *supposed* to be 66 degrees in NYC on Friday. Fingers crossed! But I’m still eating a brownie either way.

  6. Holly @ Couch Potato Athlete
    March 16, 2011 | 10:09 am

    I am definitely paler than a polar bear – so bring on the brownies!

  7. Elizabeth
    March 16, 2011 | 10:22 am

    I’m going with the polar bear, heh heh. Definitely need some brownies in my life!

  8. Anna @ Newlywed, Newly Veg
    March 16, 2011 | 10:27 am

    I can see this developing into an entire Jeff Foxworthy-esque franchise.

  9. Holly
    March 16, 2011 | 10:51 am

    Oh, Evan. You get me every time.

    How about if you’ve already been invited to sixteen weddings this summer? Can I have two brownies? Or six?

    • Wannabe Chef
      March 16, 2011 | 10:54 am

      Oh Lord, I’d take the whole pan.

  10. Rebekah
    March 16, 2011 | 10:59 am

    If you woke up this morning and made it out of bed… you deserve a brownie! 😀 Mmmm….! 🙂

  11. christina orso
    March 16, 2011 | 10:59 am

    “If the only wedding marked on your calendar is the royal wedding, you might need a brownie.” HAHAH, agreed! wanna get married so we can change this?! hehe j/k. i am such a cougar. bahha

    • Wannabe Chef
      March 16, 2011 | 1:27 pm

      I’d be up for getting engaged, calling it off at the last minute, and keeping all the gifts. I need a new blender.

  12. Lauren at Keep It Sweet
    March 16, 2011 | 10:59 am

    I think I always need a brownie!

  13. Ashley
    March 16, 2011 | 11:37 am

    I’m always paler than a polar bear. Brownies all day everyday!

  14. Lora @cakeduchess
    March 16, 2011 | 11:56 am

    I think they are all valid reasons to need a brownie. So funny! These look AMAZING!!!

  15. Kristina at spabettie
    March 16, 2011 | 12:08 pm

    this is the best post I have read in a while.

    do warlocks eat brownies?

  16. Natalia - a side of simple
    March 16, 2011 | 12:09 pm

    It’s second semester of my senior year. I definitely need a pan…

  17. Jo @ Jo In the Kitchen
    March 16, 2011 | 12:51 pm

    I need a brownie. Do you deliver? 😉

  18. Liz @ Tip Top Shape
    March 16, 2011 | 1:03 pm

    Ha, loved this!! According to all the things you listed, I think that I might need a brownie 😉

  19. Greg
    March 16, 2011 | 1:08 pm

    I need a brownie!

  20. Corey @ the runner's cookie
    March 16, 2011 | 3:03 pm

    I can always count on your witty posts to make my afternoons at work a little better 🙂
    I totally need a brownie today…

  21. Averie (LoveVeggiesAndYoga)
    March 16, 2011 | 5:02 pm

    I love the last one…time of the month.

    You are going to make SUCH a great boyfriend/husband/partner one day 🙂

  22. Kate (What Kate is Cooking)
    March 16, 2011 | 5:12 pm

    You might need a brownie if you forgot your lunch and haven’t eaten for 8 hours… story of my life.

  23. Andrea @ CanYouStayForDinner.com
    March 17, 2011 | 1:43 am

    This is not only hilarious, Evan, but I’m literally drooling on my keyboard. GORGEOUS photographs!

  24. Kathleen @ Kat's Health Corner
    March 17, 2011 | 11:37 am

    Evan, you are the best! 😀

    xoxo
    Kathleen

  25. Erin @ Big Girl Feats
    March 17, 2011 | 10:11 pm

    Ugh, I should have had a brownie today. Maybe tomorrow! Maybe you should smuggle one of these brownies into Starbucks tomorrow…Maybe you should sell your brownies at Starbucks! Maybe I should go to bed before I keep deliriously typing on your blog.

  26. Jolene (www.everydayfoodie.ca)
    March 18, 2011 | 2:24 am

    You are too funny 🙂 I love this!

  27. Kara
    March 18, 2011 | 11:54 am

    This was too funny! Made me laugh!
    Thanks for that! I think I need a brownie, but I don’t know why.

  28. The Manly Housewife
    March 19, 2011 | 9:36 am

    If the bar ran out of Guinness on St. Patty’s day they should be ashamed. I will take a brownie… Nice post I really laughed…

  29. Christin@purplebirdblog
    March 19, 2011 | 7:04 pm

    I need a brownie to celebrate my new tattoo.

  30. Amy
    March 20, 2011 | 12:15 am

    Lol…everyone needs a brownie :)! Yours look yummy!

  31. MarathonVal
    March 20, 2011 | 8:43 pm

    I need a brownie after reading this (and drooling)….