Let me tell you a little story. Nowadays I love beets because of their sweet flavor. Doug was speaking the truth when he called them nature’s candy. The first time that I tried them, I really fell in love with them and ate them as often as I could. But, you see, no one told me of their nasty side effect where everything comes out the same color it went in. And so for 2 weeks I thought I was dying, unknowing that my “grave condition” was—in fact—beet juice, until I confessed my problem and asked to be taken to the hospital.
The lesson of the story? Eat golden beets. Because no one gets worried when their pee is a little too yellow. They also taste like candy from their natural sweetness, and when mixed with a little salt and vinegar become the perfect side dish for any meal.
Roasted Golden Beets
Ingredients:
- 1 bunch golden beets
- 2-3 tablespoons olive oil
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- a splash of white vinegar
To start, trim the stems from the beets and peel off the outer skin with a sharp paring knife. Preheat an oven to 375 degrees.
Cut the beets into vertical slices about 1/4 inch thick. Be careful not to cut yourself. Use a non-slip board and a sharpened knife for the easiest cutting.
Next, lay the beets out on a single layer on a baking tray and drizzle the olive oil over them. Toss to coat. Roast the beets for 30-35 minutes, or until a fork goes in tender.
Lastly, drain off any excess oil and toss the cooked beats with salt and a splash of white vinegar. Serve hot.
Now we can just ignore that embarrassing story I told you and eat golden beets, right?
lol– it really is kind of freaky– even if you’re expecting it!
Ahh, Doug– who knew he was such a foodie?! 🙂
Same thing happened to me!!!!! I never think about it until I’m in the lavatory haha. And Doug is indeed the best show of my childhood!
i LOVE beets. i made roasted beets the other day and hubby just couldn’t quit with the Dwight Shrute jokes 🙂
anyway,
hysterical about being concerned about your “grave condition”, because the past 2 days i was wondering what was happening to my kidneys or my bladder! what’s going on???
this morning i remembered and not a half hour later i read this 🙂
Hahaha what a story 😀 And I love the Doug reference!
I love beets! I haven’t made the golden ones though. And I think it’s funny to see your pee change colors 🙂
I LOVE beets!!! I am sure ive told you this before but I have given myself an accidental liver cleanse but eating tons of beets all at once from my CSA box. They taste sooo good going down. But they are great for not only GI cleansing, ahem, but also a liver flush. I had no idea why I felt sooo awful for a few days after eating about 6 beets at a sitting…but after some research, I figured it out.
Glad you figured out the golden, not red, beet thing too 🙂
Now I just eat 2 at a time, and Im good!
Roasted beets with cashew cheese is absolutely one of my favorite meals. Yours look divine.
And I love yesterday’s all vegan meal, too, my chef friend.
Funny. 🙂 I can see it now on WebMD. You go in to diagnose yourself for your red urine, and the first question they ask you should be – Did you just eat a lot of beets? 😛
Haha priceless – being able to look up symptoms online is a dangerous thing 😉
Hahaha! I’ll never have that problem because I hate beets 🙂
This is so useful–I just bought some beets the other day, but I had no idea how to cook them.
Beets are so good for so many things! We grew a load up here in AK this summer and they keep so well, I still have quite a few. Had some sugar beets accidentally in our seed mix!
Beets are a very central piece in my Israeli family’s cuisine also. My mom has a story of how as a little girl she got in trouble because she told her brothers and cousins that if they ate the beets their poop would go red, and there was a great pot of beets and a bunch of little boys suddenly turning up their noses!
HAHAHA. that story is awesome. weird fact? i’ve never had golden beets. travesty, i know. don’t worry, this can easily change…
Haha, loved the Doug reference! I think about that quote every time I hear the phrase “nature’s candy” :-).